A woman with blue hair is sitting on the edge of the bed. She is holding a white woolly thing in her hand. It is not difficult to believe that this woman, who calls herself The Mother Superior, is one of the greatest geniuses ever to have lived. Born in England, she was educated at Eton and Oxford and she honed her craft at the prestigious Club of Rome. To those who knew her personally, nothing would have shocked her more. Those who knew nothing of her said she was a soul-destroying monster who brainwashed children like a cow. ‘Poppycock!’