On the green bathroom wall, the toilet, the sink and all the other plumbing was visible through the crack.
"What a load of filth!" cried the Chief of Police. "It'll take weeks to clean! Never in my life have I seen such filth!"
"And who will be responsible for its proper disposal?" asked the Director of Public Prosecutions. "Who will dig the holes and whence the rubbish goes?"
"The local people," said the Chief of Police. "They never waste time on stupid things like that."