On the kitchen counter, the cheese was beginning to melt, and the melty goodness covered the scrambled eggs freshly cooked by Grandma. “Come on!” I cried. “I can’t wait all day!” “All day long,” said Grandma, “you can wait all day.” “Oh, please!” I begged. “Please feed it to me properly! I do wish you would do that!” “Don’t you worry!” said Grandma. “You’ll be ravenous for every bit of food you eat!” “What’s wrong with me?” I said. “Improper feeding,” said Grandma. “We must feed you correct amounts.” “Oh come on!”